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Dirty Taxi is a legendary indica-dominant hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds. It leaves an unforgettable impression with its distinctive Chemdog aroma and packs a punch when smoked. Its complex scent profile combines sweet, diesel, and earthy notes, while creating a unique and strong experience. Anyone who loves GMO or Sour Diesel is sure to enjoy this trip down memory lane.

Happy Valley Head Stash is Hand Selected:

Happy Valley’s cultivation leadership identify any standout batches of flower as the life cycles are finishing up and flags the plants that meet the standards for Head Stash quality. As the name implies, this is the “best of the best” with fully intact trichomes and a robust terpene profile that Happy Valley’s experienced growers would like to keep for themselves.

Slow Dried:The hand selected standout plants are then separated from their parent batch and whole plants are hung up to dry slowly, using cool temperatures and specific humidity setpoints to control the speed at which they dry. Water activity within the plants is monitored twice daily, seven days a week, to ensure the proper rate of drying and that the desired targets are met before trimming the flower.

Meticulously Trimmed:Once the selected plants have stabilized and reached their ideal water activity in the dry room, the flowers are carefully bucked off the stalks and stems, and tediously hand trimmed to the highest quality by Happy Valley’s most precise trimmers.

Long Cured: After being hand trimmed, the selected flowers are carefully placed into airtight food grade stainless steel C-Vaults with ample head room to begin a lengthened cure process. Happy Valley’s cure room team continues to monitor the water activity within the flower, while opening and closing the C-Vaults periodically to allow the buds to breathe, pushing each batch to its highest potential with the best cure possible.

*CannaVana assumes no liability or responsibility for identifying the proper strain. Unfortunately, manufacturers and third party websites (Weedmaps, Leafly, I Heart Jane, etc.) do not always accurately depict the proper strain and genetics (Ex: GG4, a.ka. Original Glue, Manufacturers may state Sativa, whereas another website will state Indica and a third may state Hybrid)* This product is not FDA approved and CannaVana does not make claims! Keep out of reach of children. Do not consume and operate machinery

 THC may vary by 10% or more depending on batch.*